The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I was born in a cross-fire hurricane
The Misheard: I was born in a class-five hurricane
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Real Lyric: Down on the corner Out in the street, Willie and the Poor Boys are playin' Bring your nickles, tap your feet
The Misheard: Down on the corner Out in the street where the po'boys are playin singin Israel cant be beat
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Real Lyric: a lousy candel is all I found
The Misheard: lousy camels were all around
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a duece, another runner in the night
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a douche, another rubber in the night
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Real Lyric: strumming dub plates with our fingers
The Misheard: Rubbing my face with his shingles
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Real Lyric: Those lips and your brown eyes And that sexy hair I shake/should shake my thing I make the world want you
The Misheard: Those dips in your brown eyes And that sexy hair I should shake shake my thing And make the world want you
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Real Lyric: Deck The Halls with lots of holly
The Misheard: Deck the halls with lots of jelly
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Real Lyric: And little Early-Pearly came in by her curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride
The Misheard: And little whirly-burly gave my anus a curly-whirly and asked me if I needed a ride
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Real Lyric: I try to say goodbye and I choke
The Misheard: It try to sat goodbye to my Chuck
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Real Lyric: blitzkreig bop
The Misheard: let's keep up
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