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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Bob Dylan

    Song: Lay Lady Lay

    Real Lyric: Lay lady, lay....

    The Misheard: Lady, lady........

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    Artist: Paul Simon

    Song: You Can Call Me Al

    Real Lyric: If you'll be my bodyguard I can be your long lost pal I can call you Betty And Betty when you call me You can call me Al Call me Al

    The Misheard: If you'll be my bodyguard I can be your long lost pal I can call you Eddie And Eddie when you call me You can call me Al Call me Al

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    Real Lyric: At home Drawing pictures Of mountain tops With him on top Lemon yellow sun Arms raised in a V Dead lay in pools of maroon below

    The Misheard: At home Drawing pictures Of mention hops With ham on top Lemon yellow sun Arms raised when he pees Dead legs in frooz of roobolo

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    Artist: Simon and Garfunkel

    Song: Cecilia

    Real Lyric: You're shakin' my confidence daily

    The Misheard: You're shakin' my confidence, baby

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough

    Real Lyric: Keep on with the force (don't stop)

    The Misheard: Keep up with the porn stars

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    Artist: Beck

    Song: Loser

    Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor

    The Misheard: Open the door

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    Artist: Right Said Fred

    Song: I'm Too Sexy

    Real Lyric: Cause im a model, you know what I mean

    The Misheard: Cause im a martyr, you know what i mean

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    Artist: Macy Gray

    Song: I Try

    Real Lyric: my world crumbles when you are not near

    The Misheard: I blow bubbles when you are not hear

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    Artist: Sade

    Song: Smooth Operator

    Real Lyric: 'Cos your a smooth operator

    The Misheard: 'Cos your a smooth old vibrator

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Billie Jean

    Real Lyric: the kid is not my son...

    The Misheard: majella's not my son

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