The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Now you've got me caught in the act
The Misheard: now you've got me cognac
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Real Lyric: Gun powder, gelatine Dynamite with a laser beam..
The Misheard: Jackknife of the mezzanine Dynamite with a laser beam...
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Real Lyric: Centuries are what it meant to me A cemetery where I marry the sea
The Misheard: Centuries are what it meant to me Can someone tell me why I married Lucille
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Real Lyric: My anaconda don't want none Unless you've got buns hun
The Misheard: I'm in and kinda don't want none Unless you got gums hun
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Real Lyric: the best day that i ever had is when i learned to cry on command
The Misheard: the best day that i ever had is when i learned to cry on a man
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Real Lyric: smoke on the water fire in the sky
The Misheard: slow burnin' water fire in my eyes
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Real Lyric: "Do you come from a land down under? Where women glow and men plunder?
The Misheard: "Do you come from a land down under? Where women fall and then chunder?
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Real Lyric: substitute
The Misheard: silk skin shirts
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Real Lyric: Get your motor runnin'
The Misheard: Kitchen water's runnin'
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Real Lyric: King Jeremy the Wicked, ruled his world
The Misheard: Came Down on me, the wicked, oooh this world...
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