The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: My tears gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all.
The Misheard: My teas gone cold, I'm wondering why I was hatched into this hell hole.
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Real Lyric: Who will save your soul
The Misheard: sheep s**t, nose to the wind
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Real Lyric: I travelled round the world from year to year, and each one found me aimless, and one more year the worse for wear
The Misheard: I travelled round the world from year to year, and each one found the anus, one more year the worse for wear
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Real Lyric: Ba-ba-ba-ba-Barbara Ann
The Misheard: bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran
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Real Lyric: We're the renegades of funk
The Misheard: I'll be constipated, I hate the big s**ts
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Real Lyric: I'm so excited I'm in too deep.
The Misheard: I'm so excited, I meant to be.
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Real Lyric: Try to see it once my way. Evrything zen Evrything zen I don't think so.
The Misheard: Flossy was my wife. And was she zen? And was she zen? I don't think so.
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Real Lyric: I'm your venus, I'm your fire, at your desire....
The Misheard: im your penis im on fire at your desire....
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Real Lyric: youth of the nation
The Misheard: euthanasia
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Real Lyric: Glorified version of a pellet gun
The Misheard: Low flying version of a pelican
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