The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: its more than a feeling, when I hear that old song they used to play
The Misheard: Albion River, its just swimming andd feeling
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Real Lyric: Obviously, cuz the $h!+ did not last
The Misheard: Obviously cuz the fish did not hatch
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Real Lyric: my knees are week,and i can't keep standing on my own two feet
The Misheard: my bees will leak,and i cant keep standing on my own two sheep
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Real Lyric: I believe in miracles
The Misheard: I believe in Alcohol
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna take this night, And make it evergreen
The Misheard: I'm gonna take this knife, And stab you in the spleen
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Real Lyric: We are, we are the youth of the nation.
The Misheard: we are we are a United Nation
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Real Lyric: hey , hey the criple creek ferry Butting through the overhanging trees. Make way for the Cripple Creek ferry. The water's going down; it's a mighty tight squeeze.
The Misheard: Hey, hey the purple Geeks hairy Chumming through the overhanging peas. Make way for the purple Geeks fairy. The water's going down; it's a feisty tight squeeze.
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Real Lyric: my sacrifice.
The Misheard: my sack of ice.
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Real Lyric: 'cause living with him must have damn near killed you.
The Misheard: "cause slim whitman must have damn near killed you.
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Real Lyric: Cause livin' with me must have damn near killed you.
The Misheard: Cause little women must have badly killed you.
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