The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Load up on guns and bring your friends, its fun to lose and to pretend
The Misheard: Your uncle called said bring a friend, its fun to screw and to pretend
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Real Lyric: hot blooded, check it and see
The Misheard: hot and bloody, texas tea!
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Real Lyric: She's not a girl who misses much
The Misheard: She's not a girl who misses Mitch
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Real Lyric: Just call me Angel, in the Morning, just touch my cheek before you leave me ...
The Misheard: Just call me Angel, in the Morning, just close my jeans before you leave me ...
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Real Lyric: Right About now, the funk soul brother
The Misheard: right about now, the funks old brother
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Real Lyric: Keep on, with the force, dont stop till you get enough.
The Misheard: Keep on, to the bus stop, dont stop till you're gettin' off
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Real Lyric: Keep on, with the force, dont stop till you get enough.
The Misheard: Keep on, to the bus stop, dont stop till you get enough
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Real Lyric: My tea's gone cold i'm wondering why i, got out of bed at all, the morning rain clouds up my window, and i can see it all, and even if i could it would all be grey, but your picture on my wall....
The Misheard: My tears run cold i'm wondering why i, got out of bed at all, the morning rain clouds up my window, and i can't see the wall, and even if i could it would all be great put your picture on my wall....
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Real Lyric: she offers me protection, a lotta luv and affection....
The Misheard: she offers me protection, a lotta luv 'n' an erection....
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Real Lyric: Jesus was an only son for you
The Misheard: Jesus was an amish son for years
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