The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Jitterbug! Jitterbug!
The Misheard: Peanut butter! Peanut Butter!
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Real Lyric: She drives me crazy,I just can't sleep.
The Misheard: She drives me crazy,I just can't sing.
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Real Lyric: Love is a battlefield.
The Misheard: Love is a better feel.
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Real Lyric: Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains
The Misheard: Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with my mind
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Real Lyric: theese wounds they will not heal
The Misheard: theese words, they will eat oreos
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Real Lyric: Peel out the watchword just peel out the watchword... Rabbit ... where'd you put the keys girl
The Misheard: Peel, all the ones were juiced, peel, all the rice was... Perabolaaaaaaa, where'd you put the keys girl?
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Real Lyric: Rocket Man, burning out fuse up here alone
The Misheard: Rocket Man, turning out his tunes for everyone
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Real Lyric: Bennie and the Jets
The Misheard: Manny and the Chimp
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Real Lyric: Load up on guns and bring your friends, its fun to lose and to pretend
The Misheard: Your uncle called said bring a friend, its fun to screw and to pretend
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Real Lyric: hot blooded, check it and see
The Misheard: hot and bloody, texas tea!
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