The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "Long time gone/ no, I haven't honked the horn since I don't know when...
The Misheard: "Long time gone/ no, I haven't looked at porn since I don't know when...
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Real Lyric: Eyeing little girls with bad intent
The Misheard: Eyeingl little girls, with padded tits
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Real Lyric: A star lit up like a cigar
The Misheard: A star, you look like a cigar
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Real Lyric: Slip me notes under desk, Flowers sticking about her dress
The Misheard: Slip me notes under desk, Penis sticking out of her dress
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Real Lyric: It must have been so bad Cause livin' with me must have damn near killed you
The Misheard: It must have been so bad Those little women must have damn near killed you
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Real Lyric: I want to live, like animals, careless and free, like animals
The Misheard: I want to live, like cannibals, careless and free, like cannibals
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Real Lyric: Wild Thing You make everything... Groovy
The Misheard: Wild Thing You make everything... Prove it.
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Real Lyric: That Monserrat Mystique
The Misheard: That mans a rotten steak!
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady!
The Misheard: Doo-doo like a lady!
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Real Lyric: You know I read it in a magazine oh oh...
The Misheard: You know i'm redder than a pakastanian..
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