The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: take care of tcb
The Misheard: don't touch my boobies
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Real Lyric: shot thru the heart..and you're to blame... you give love...a bad name
The Misheard: actually it was my son...he loved this song and sang it alot..when i noticed he was singing "shot thru the heart and you're to blame..you give love..a bandaid" i corrected him on it. He said geez mom, if you get shot thru the heart..you're gonna need a ba
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
The Misheard: She seems to have a physical attraction 'she seems to have aphysical attrac tion'
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Real Lyric: Shake your booty
The Misheard: Touch your p***y
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Real Lyric: find me somebody to love, find me somebody to love
The Misheard: need somebody to love bite, need somebody to love bite
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Real Lyric: Pour some sugar on me.
The Misheard: Eat a sugar omelet.
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Real Lyric: Oh Lord, stuck in Lodi again
The Misheard: Oh Lord, stuck in ol' violin
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Real Lyric: You've got your ball You've got your chain
The Misheard: Youve got your pot you've got short change
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Real Lyric: And a blue corvette
The Misheard: And a blue car wreck
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Real Lyric: Pay your surgeon very well to break the spell of aging
The Misheard: Hey your style is narrow. Kyle breaks the spell of aging
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