The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: The Cuervo Gold, The fine Columbian
The Misheard: The Cuervo Gold, The fine-combed labia
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Real Lyric: I've paid for you in tears And swallowed all my pride
The Misheard: I hate the UFT-aaaas Its while alone I've cried
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Real Lyric: So I don't know mofo if y'all peeps be buggin' give props to my ho cause she all fly
The Misheard: i don't know the hobo thats keeps me running, give him props 'cause he knows that he flys
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Real Lyric: Then one foggy Christmas Eve...
The Misheard: The on soggy Christmas Eve...
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Real Lyric: crazy .......... well thats how it goes
The Misheard: Crazy ........... man that really blows
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Real Lyric: Love shack, baby love shack
The Misheard: Love smack, baby love smack
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Real Lyric: Love shack, baby love shack
The Misheard: Love smack, baby love smack
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Real Lyric: it's a secret no ones knows oh yeah yeah
The Misheard: i was a picking my nose oh yeah ohyeah
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Real Lyric: Jesus, won't you f**king whistle
The Misheard: Jesus wants his f**king whistle
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Real Lyric: Rocket Man, burning up his fuse up there alone...
The Misheard: Rocket Man, don't let no one tell you that your hair's too long!
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