The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: When my face don't seem to want to shine. Cuz it's a little bit dirty well.
The Misheard: When my face don't seem to want to change. Cuz it's a little bit dirty. Oh well.
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Real Lyric: Forever in debt to your priceless advice
The Misheard: Forever in debt to The Price is Right
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Real Lyric: have no idea! what are they saying???
The Misheard: my feet in a room with the moon & stars
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Real Lyric: Your rule of thumb makes me worry some
The Misheard: Your billabong makes me worry so
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Real Lyric: There are two paths you can go by
The Misheard: There are tuba's you can go buy
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Real Lyric: ... upon the fields of barley
The Misheard: ... upon the fields of vomit
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Real Lyric: the only boy who could ever reach me was the son of a preacher man
The Misheard: the only boy who could ever reach me was the son of a pizza man
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Real Lyric: She wore a raspberry beret, the kind ya find at a second hand store.
The Misheard: She found raspberries and grapes, the kind ya find at a second hand store
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Real Lyric: She wore a raspberry beret, the kind ya find at a second hand store.
The Misheard: She found raspberries and grapes, the kind ya find at a second hand store
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Real Lyric: Get your motor runnin'
The Misheard: Kiss your mother runnin'
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