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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Do The Evolution

    Real Lyric: Admire my song, here's my coat

    The Misheard: Admire my son, he`s my coloumn

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    Artist: Van Halen

    Song: Panama

    Real Lyric: Panama

    The Misheard: Had enough

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    Artist: David Bowie

    Song: Suffragette City

    Real Lyric: "Don't lean on me man if you can't afford the ticket"

    The Misheard: "Don't lean on me man if you can't afford the chicken"

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: We Built This City

    Real Lyric: We built this city...

    The Misheard: When milk gets in it...

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    Artist: Tori Amos

    Song: Professional Widow

    Real Lyric: Honey, bring it close to my lips

    The Misheard: Are you bringing a toaster, mate

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    Artist: Bee Gees

    Song: Stayin' Alive

    Real Lyric: We can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man

    The Misheard: We can't even understand When New York ties a plauge on man

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    Artist: Robert Palmer

    Song: Addicted To Love

    Real Lyric: Might as well face it your addicted to love.

    The Misheard: Might as well face it your addicted to drugs.

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Beat It

    Real Lyric: just beat it . . . beat it no one wants to be defeated show 'em how funky strong is your fight

    The Misheard: beat it . . . beat it something something feed, feed it show 'em hot buggy, wrong is just right

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    Artist: Nelly Furtado

    Song: Turn Off the Light

    Real Lyric: follow me follow me follow me

    The Misheard: bonny bonny bonny

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    Artist: Simon and Garfunkel

    Song: The Boxer

    Real Lyric: Just a come on from the whores on Seventh Avenue

    The Misheard: Taking comfort with some whores on Seventh Avenue

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