The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Trying to find the courage to ask her out, Was like trying to get oil from a water spout.
The Misheard: Trying to find the courage to ask her out, was like tryin to get off on a water spout
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Real Lyric: Money for nothin' And your chicks for free
The Misheard: Money for nothin' And your checks for free
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Real Lyric: See the dog and butterfly...
The Misheard: See the goddamn butterfly...
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Real Lyric: Oh, heaven let your light shine down.
The Misheard: Oh, rabbit let your light shine down
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Real Lyric: you could have a bumper car, bumping this amusement never ends
The Misheard: you could have a bumber car, bumping, it's a noose that never ends
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Real Lyric: I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
The Misheard: I'd like to keep my jeans dry today
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Real Lyric: Just then a policeman stepped up to me asked us said please hey would we care, to all get in line
The Misheard: Just then one of these men stepped up to me asked us said please hey would we care, to all get a life
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Real Lyric: they're piling in the backseat they're generating steam heat pulsating to the back beat the blitzkrieg bop hey, ho let's go shoot em' in the back now
The Misheard: the boye are in the backseat they generated steve jose' grooves to the back beat let's kick butt hey, ho let's go sheila's in the background
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Real Lyric: "Roll around, Georgia Brown."
The Misheard: Roll around, enjoy the ground.
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Real Lyric: And I know when to pull you closer
The Misheard: And I know when to pull your clothes off
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