The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Exit Light, enter night!
The Misheard: Amstel Light, Amstel Light!
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Real Lyric: I paid for you with tears, and swallowed all my pride
The Misheard: I've paid for GST, and swallowe all my flies
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Real Lyric: Layla, you've got me on my knees. Layla, I'm begging, darling, please. Layla,
The Misheard: Gay love, you've got me on my knees. Gay love, I'm begging, no more, please. Gay love,
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Real Lyric: I want to live like animals
The Misheard: I want to live like cannonballs
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Real Lyric: i'm blue da ba dee da ba di
The Misheard: i'm blue and i'm in need of a guy,i'm in need of a guy i'm in need of a guy
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Real Lyric: She drives me crazy Like no one else.
The Misheard: She drives me crazy Like a car-wash heir.
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Real Lyric: You're setting up your razor wire shrine.
The Misheard: You're sitting on you rasin, whining pine.
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Real Lyric: big hands i know you're the one
The Misheard: pee pants i know you're the one
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Real Lyric: There beneath the blue suburban skies I sit and meanwhile back.
The Misheard: There beneath the blue suburban skies I sit and eat wild rice.
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Real Lyric: I'll be there for you, like I've been there before.
The Misheard: I'll be there for you, with some sausage and some corn.
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