The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Can't be bought or sold
The Misheard: Can't be butter salt
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Real Lyric: Looking for the golden light
The Misheard: Leopard with a golden bell
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Real Lyric: The fishing's fine and
The Misheard: And then she farted
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Real Lyric: Tenth Avenue Freezeout
The Misheard: Met the Devil in the freeze aisle
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Real Lyric: It's getting better Growing stronger Warm and wilder Getting better every day
The Misheard: It's getting better Growing stronger Thornton Wilder Says it's better every day
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Real Lyric: I don't care for gold.
The Misheard: I don't give a goat.
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Real Lyric: Had sweet love but I lost it. She got too close so I fought her. Now I'm lost in the world trying to find me a better way.
The Misheard: Had sweet love but I lost it. She got too close so I farted. Now I'm lost in the world trying to find me a better way.
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Real Lyric: You can suck my diznick
The Misheard: You can suck my Disney
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Real Lyric: Jamie has new dreams he's building upon
The Misheard: Jamie has new dreams, he's building a pond
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Real Lyric: Got a figure like a pin-up, got a figure like a doll.
The Misheard: Got a figure like peanut butter, figure like a doll.
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