The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: That Monserat mystique
The Misheard: mounds of rotten steak
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Real Lyric: hey...wait...i've got a new complaint
The Misheard: hey...wait...i've got a real cool plate
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Real Lyric: You had the Dom Perignon in your hand And a spoon up your nose
The Misheard: You had a long hairy dong in your hand And a spoon up your nose
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Real Lyric: I need a fix cause I'm goin' down, down to the bits that I left up town.
The Misheard: I need a fix cause I'm goin down, down to that b**th that I left up town.
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Real Lyric: travel the world and the seven seas
The Misheard: travel the world in the seventies
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Real Lyric: Cause I hate you Cause I hate you
The Misheard: Go fry a chimp Go fry a chimp
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Real Lyric: Remember what the dormouse said
The Misheard: Remember what the door knob said
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Real Lyric: King Jeremy the wicked Oh, ruled his world Jeremy spoke in class today
The Misheard: Came down to me, the Wiccan Oh, ruled this world Jeremy spoke and that's how it is
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Real Lyric: Gimme fuel gimme fire gimme that which I desire
The Misheard: Gimme two gimme five gimme doble-ten also
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Real Lyric: cause that s**t did not last
The Misheard: cause that b**th did not last
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