The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Smoke on the water A fire in the skies
The Misheard: Smoke covered Walter A fireman in disguise
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Real Lyric: Honey bring it close to my lips.
The Misheard: Honey bring me toast with my eggs.
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Real Lyric: Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no
The Misheard: Don't m********e with the guy who lives next door
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Real Lyric: I got my head checked By a jumbo jet
The Misheard: I got my hechay! And a jumochay!
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Real Lyric: And the way she looked was way beyond compare
The Misheard: And the way she looked was way beyond repair
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Real Lyric: What am I to do with my life? (You will find out don't worry) How am I supposed to know what's right (You've just gotta do it your way)
The Misheard: What am I to do with my knife? (I'm trying not to worry) How am I supposed to know at night? (I'm trying out my body)
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Real Lyric: Tenth Avenue Freeze out!
The Misheard: "Dead devil in the freezer!"
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Real Lyric: I got my head checked By a jumbo jet It wasn't easy But nothing is
The Misheard: I got my head checked By Jumbo Jeff Was in an RV with no one else
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Real Lyric: I don't believe that Elvis is dead - yeah.
The Misheard: I don't believe in Helter-Skelter.
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Real Lyric: No dark sarcasm in the classroom
The Misheard: The Doctor has 'em in the classroom.
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