The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Somebody help me, somebody help me!
The Misheard: Somebody had-a-gas, somebody-had-a-gas!
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Real Lyric: Get up, come on get down with the sickness.
The Misheard: You knocked the monkey down with the sickness.
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Real Lyric: I bless the rains down in Africa
The Misheard: I catch the waves down in Africa
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Real Lyric: Our so-called leaders speak With words they try to jail you
The Misheard: I heard Colitus speak with words in Transyvlvania
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Real Lyric: When we called out for another drink the waiter brought a tray
The Misheard: When we called out for another drink the waiter brought us rain
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Real Lyric: I've got chills, they're multiplying
The Misheard: I've got shoes, they're made of plywood
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Real Lyric: 25 years old, my mother, God bless her soul.
The Misheard: At 25 years old, my mother's got a rusty soul.
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Real Lyric: I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa
The Misheard: I'm blue if i were green i would die
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Real Lyric: I'm blue da ba dee da ba dye
The Misheard: I'm blue and in need of a dime
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Real Lyric: Everywhere you go You always take the weather with you
The Misheard: Everywhere you go Always take a weapon with you
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