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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Fugees

    Song: Killing Me Softly With His Song

    Real Lyric: stumming dub plates with our fingers

    The Misheard: stroking my thing with his fingers

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Rocket Man

    Real Lyric: Burning down your fuses as you go.

    The Misheard: Burning down the fields of Babylon.

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    Artist: Weezer

    Song: Buddy Holly

    Real Lyric: oo-e-oo I look just like Buddy Holly, Oh,oh,and you're Mary Tyler Moore.

    The Misheard: oo-e-oo You're gonna end up just like Buddy Holly, Oh,oh and you(r) married tiny/kind of,boy or:(and you married your ol' boy)

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    Artist: Garth Brooks

    Song: American Honky-Tonk Bar Association

    Real Lyric: when your dollar goes to all of those standing in the welfare line.

    The Misheard: when your daughter goes through all of those standing in the welfare line...

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Penny Lane

    Real Lyric: Penny Lane is in my ear and in my eyes

    The Misheard: Penny Lane I need some beers in my eyes

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    Artist: Seal

    Song: A Kiss From A Rose

    Real Lyric: A kiss from a rose on the grey

    The Misheard: I've been kissed on the nose by a gay

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    Artist: Everclear

    Song: Santa Monica

    Real Lyric: We can live beside the ocean

    The Misheard: We can live inside the ocean

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    Artist: Genesis

    Song: Invisible Touch

    Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!

    The Misheard: She seems to have a physical attraction!

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    Artist: Bananarama

    Song: Venus

    Real Lyric: I'm your venus, I'm your fire, at your desire....

    The Misheard: I'm your venus, I'm your fire, jump me sire...

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    Artist: Bob Marley

    Song: Exodus

    Real Lyric: Exodus...movement of Jah People

    The Misheard: Exodus...moving tons of people

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