The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Nobody told me there'd be days like these.
The Misheard: Nobody told me that we need lightning.
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Real Lyric: When the gossip gets to flyin', and they ain't lyin'
The Misheard: When the cow s**t hits the fan, and thee in line.
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Real Lyric: Dude Looks Like A Lady
The Misheard: Do it Like A Lady
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Real Lyric: People, People
The Misheard: Meatball, Meatball
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Real Lyric: 'Cos I'm guilty, guilty as a girl can be...
The Misheard: 'Cos I'm guilty, guilty as a dog on heat...
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Real Lyric: Gimme that night fever, night fever. We know how to party.
The Misheard: He's a nice beaver, nice beaver. He knows how to party.
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Real Lyric: That's the deal my dear.
The Misheard: That's the damn idea.
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Real Lyric: And my ties are severed clean.
The Misheard: Hypnotized at seventeen
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Real Lyric: Cuz every now and then i kick the living s**t out of me
The Misheard: evry now and then you a livin candlestick out of me
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Real Lyric: Leave behind my name, my age
The Misheard: libba now how's my lemonade
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