The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone
The Misheard: Rocket man, burning all the street I've ever known
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Real Lyric: Pardon me while I burst...
The Misheard: Pardon me while I burn...
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Real Lyric: I'll never be your beast of burden.
The Misheard: I'll never be in your pink suburban
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Real Lyric: Whenever she flashed those baby blues...
The Misheard: Whenever she flashed those big boobs...
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Real Lyric: Eminence front...it's a put on
The Misheard: I got it livin' in my butt...it's a put on
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Real Lyric: Can you take me higher, to a place where blind men see.
The Misheard: Can you take me higher, To a place where linemen see.
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Real Lyric: ....but the kid is not my son
The Misheard: ....but the chair has got mice on
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Real Lyric: Like a virgin
The Misheard: Like a birdie
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Real Lyric: Crawling in my skin, These words they will not heal!
The Misheard: Crawling in my skin, These turds I cannot steal!
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Real Lyric: You can't hide your lyin' eyes
The Misheard: You can't hide your Hawaiian eyes
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