The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'll swim through your veins like a fish in the sea...
The Misheard: I'll swim through your vein like a piss in the sea...
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Real Lyric: Spare him his life from this monstrosity!
The Misheard: Sparing his life for the warm sausage tea!
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Real Lyric: Spare him his life for his monstrosities
The Misheard: Spare him his life for his pork sausages
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Real Lyric: Brimfull of asha on the 45
The Misheard: my uncle's a flasher and hes 45
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Real Lyric: Michelle ma belle, sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble, tres bien ensemble
The Misheard: Michelle my girl, some day i will be a beer you know, beer you know
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Real Lyric: get down with the sickness
The Misheard: get down with the signals
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Real Lyric: 2 become 1
The Misheard: you become 1
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Real Lyric: Spare him his life from this monstrocity...
The Misheard: Spare him his life from his mom's recipe (my daughter misheard it at age 4)
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Real Lyric: Lay across my big brass bed
The Misheard: Lay across my big ass Ned
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Real Lyric: We're caught in a trap..
The Misheard: We're courting a tramp
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