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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Mya

    Song: Case of the Ex

    Real Lyric: I've seen her photo, she aint even all that but if you want her back, you can take her back Cause game recognise game, I could do the same thing get it right , change, or take back this ring

    The Misheard: I'm sick of her, yo, she aint even all that but if you want her back, you can scrub her back You can't recognise game, cause I've done the same thing, Get the right change, or take back this thing

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    Artist: Destiny's Child

    Song: Bug-A-Boo

    Real Lyric: You make me want to: throw my pager out the window tell MCI 2 cut the phone pole Break my lease so I can move Cause you a bug-a-boo, a bug-a-boo

    The Misheard: You make me want to: through my page of crap through the door tell empty eyes 2 cut the vote poll break my knees so I can't move cause you a bug, a flu, bug, a flu

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    Artist: Meat Loaf

    Song: Paradise By The Dashboard Light

    Real Lyric: Glowin' like the metal on the edge of a knife

    The Misheard: Growin' like a meadow on the edge of the night

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    Artist: Elvis Presley

    Song: All Shook Up

    Real Lyric: I'm all shook up!

    The Misheard: A martian's car!

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    Artist: The Jam

    Song: Going Underground

    Real Lyric: They're braying sheep on my TV screen makes this boy shout and this boy scream

    The Misheard: They're playing s**t on my TV screen diss five out diss five screen

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    Artist: Paul McCartney

    Song: Mull of Kintyre

    Real Lyric: Mull of Kintyre oh mist rolling in from the sea i desire....

    The Misheard: mull of kintyre oh minestrone in from the scene i design....

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    Artist: Shania Twain

    Song: That Don't Impress Me Much

    Real Lyric: I cant believe you kiss your car at night

    The Misheard: I cant believe you kiss your c**k at night

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds

    Real Lyric: Lucy in the skies with diamonds

    The Misheard: Lucy in disguise with Arnold

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    Artist: Aqua

    Song: Barbie Girl

    Real Lyric: Life in plastic is fantastic!

    The Misheard: I'm a plastic, it's fantastic!

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: revved up like a deuce another roller in the night

    The Misheard: wrapped up like a douche another stroller in the night

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