The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I am your venus, I am your fire, your desire
The Misheard: I am your penis, and I will fire and you'll perspire
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Real Lyric: as i recall it ended much too soon
The Misheard: i got a funny end in my doo doo
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Real Lyric: I'm all alone in bed, I can't sleep I'm feeling blue.
The Misheard: I'm all alone in bed, I can't sleep I need a poo.
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Real Lyric: How my poor heart aches...
The Misheard: Well, I'll pull her legs...
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Real Lyric: Getting cards and letters from people I dont even know.
The Misheard: Getting cars and ledgers from people I dont even know
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Real Lyric: Smooth operator
The Misheard: Smooth upper-radar
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Real Lyric: I'm the King of Wishful Thinking
The Misheard: I'm the King of Fishbowl Thinking
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Real Lyric: I'm a creep, i'm a weirdo
The Misheard: I'm a creep,i'm a window
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Real Lyric: i get knock down, but i get up again
The Misheard: i'm gay, no doubt, but i get over it
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Real Lyric: Hush, Hush keep it down now, voices carry
The Misheard: Hush, hush keep it down down, Mrs. Garrett
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