The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Sweet Loretta Martin thought she was a woman, But she was another man.
The Misheard: Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a woman, But he was another man.
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Real Lyric: Jeremy spoke in class today
The Misheard: Jeremy smoking crack today
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Real Lyric: there's an achin' inside my head tellin' me you're better off alone
The Misheard: there's a naked man inside my head tellin' me you're better off with clothes
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Real Lyric: It's much too late to find, you think you've changed your mind.
The Misheard: squish your legs to mine, you think you've changed your mind.
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Real Lyric: Two Pina Coladas One for each hand
The Misheard: Two Pina Coladas and one folding chair
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but I get up again You're never going to keep me down
The Misheard: I've got no job, but I get overtime You're never going to keep me down
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Real Lyric: I'm your Venus
The Misheard: I'm your fetus
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Real Lyric: I come from land down under, where women glow and men plunder
The Misheard: I come from land down under, where women roar and make thunder
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Real Lyric: Went to the dance, looking for romance...
The Misheard: went to the dentist, looking for a man
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Real Lyric: Whoa-ooo, heaven let your light shine down.
The Misheard: Whoa-ooo, animal attraction.
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