The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Going to the chapel and we're going to get married
The Misheard: "Going to the jackals and we're gonna get scaried.."
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Real Lyric: Eye of the Tiger
The Misheard: Eye of the Thai-Girl
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Real Lyric: American Woman, stay away from me
The Misheard: A Manky woman, stay away from me
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Real Lyric: Mrs. Brown, you've got a lovely daughter; Girls as sharp as hear are something rare.
The Misheard: Mrs. Brown, you've got a lovely daughter; Girls with chartreuse hair are something rare.
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Real Lyric: I can't believe you'd kiss your car goodnight
The Misheard: I can't believe you'd kiss your carpet knife
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Real Lyric: Breakin' rocks in the hot sun
The Misheard: A grapefruit rots in the hot sun
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Real Lyric: You're just like my Ken and Barbie Doll
The Misheard: You're just like we can't afford it all
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Real Lyric: Hey! Wait! I got a new complaint! Forever in debt to your priceless advice.
The Misheard: Hey! Wayne! I gotta nuke the plains! Forever in debt I;m suprised you survived.
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Real Lyric: I heard about sex, but not enough!
The Misheard: I heard about six-foot Nonna!
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Real Lyric: Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night
The Misheard: Blinded by the light Wrecked up like a douche into a rumor in the night.
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