The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: He got Muddy Water
The Misheard: He got marijuana
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Real Lyric: This is the dawning of the age of aquarius
The Misheard: This is the story of the apes of aquarius
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Real Lyric: you drive me crazy i just cant sleep im soo excited im in to deep you drive me crazy but it's so much more more than any thing iv'e ever felt before
The Misheard: you think im lazy i just sheered a sheep im so excited im a vergin sleep you think im lazy but im such a whore better than you ever felt my ass before
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Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view
The Misheard: With her this shed is alone with you
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Real Lyric: So now I come to you with open arms...
The Misheard: So long I've clung to you with open arms..
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Real Lyric: nothin but pennies in my pocket
The Misheard: nothin but penis in my pocket
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Real Lyric: i was up above it
The Misheard: how is everybody?
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Real Lyric: Island Girl
The Misheard: I like squirrels
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Real Lyric: p***y cow, p***y cow, p***y cow
The Misheard: Fire all of your guns, Tecumseh, explode into space
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Real Lyric: Casting devious stares in my direction
The Misheard: Casting devious stares at my erection
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