The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Show me round your fruitcage, cos I will be your honey bee. Open up your fruitcage.
The Misheard: Zoning round your fruit cakes,cos i will be your honey bee. Open up your fruit cakes.
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady
The Misheard: Do the f**king lady
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Real Lyric: Hello, hello, hello, how low
The Misheard: Meow, meow, meow, meooww
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Real Lyric: "Bei Mir Bist du Schoen"
The Misheard: "Buy me a beer, Mister Shane"
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Real Lyric: Sugar pie, honey bunch I can't help myself
The Misheard: Sugarfied honey bun I can't help myself
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Real Lyric: He thinks it's not kosher Fundamentally he can take it
The Misheard: Don't you wee on me b***h
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Real Lyric: I am blue. Da ba dee da ba dye. Da ba da dee da ba dye da ba dee da ba dye. Aa da ba dee da ba dye da ba dee da ba dai.
The Misheard: I am blue. If I was green I'd die. I wanna beat a guy. If he was green he must die. I would beat up a guy.
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Real Lyric: Radar love
The Misheard: Red-eye love.
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Real Lyric: I never gonna dance again, guilty feet have got no rhythm
The Misheard: I never gonna dance again, guilty feeling going down the river
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Real Lyric: I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
The Misheard: I don't think you're ready for these bellies.
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