The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: But the kid is not my son
The Misheard: But the chance it's not my son.
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Real Lyric: All removables, all transitory
The Misheard: Unremovables, Frankie Dettori
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Real Lyric: My dog Sandy eats purple flowers
The Misheard: Like Dark sand needs purple flowers
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Real Lyric: Waterloo, couldnt escape it if i needed to
The Misheard: portaloo! always a queue when you need a poo!
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a douche, another boner in the night.
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Real Lyric: just be yourself and let that be your guide
The Misheard: just be yourself and let there be a guy
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Real Lyric: I got chills, they're multiplyin'
The Misheard: I got juice, them bolts are flyin'
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty deeds and the dunder jeep
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Real Lyric: Its not fair, to deny me; of the cross I bear that you gave to me
The Misheard: Its not fair, to deny me; of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me
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Real Lyric: Why'd you leave the keys upon the table
The Misheard: Why'd you leave the ketchup on the table
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