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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Everly Brothers

    Song: (All I Have To Do Is) Dream

    Real Lyric: all i have to is dream

    The Misheard: all i have to do is pee

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    Artist: Roberta Flack

    Song: Killing Me Softly With His Song

    Real Lyric: Strumming dub plates with our fingers

    The Misheard: Strumming my pain with his fingers

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    Artist: Red Hot Chili Peppers

    Song: Scar Tissue

    Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view

    The Misheard: With buds from shake it's a long leafy fume

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    Artist: Beck

    Song: Loser

    Real Lyric: Shave your face with some Mace in the dark

    The Misheard: Shave your face with some Mace and a dog

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    Artist: Everclear

    Song: Santa Monica

    Real Lyric: I don't to be your fall-back crutch anymore

    The Misheard: i don't want to be your ball bat crutch anymore

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    Artist: Black Sabbath

    Song: Paranoid

    Real Lyric: Finished with my woman cause she couldnīt help me with my mind.

    The Misheard: Finished with my woman cause she couldnīt help me with my maths.

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    Artist: The Beach Boys

    Song: Barbara Ann

    Real Lyric: ba-ba-ba-ba-Barbra Ann

    The Misheard: Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, Bomb Iran

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    Artist: Radiohead

    Song: Bones

    Real Lyric: now i cant climb the stairs, peices missing everywhere.

    The Misheard: now i cant climb the stairs, piss and mess is everywhere.

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    Artist: Christina Aguilera

    Song: Genie In A Bottle

    Real Lyric: I'm a genie in a bottle baby Come come come on and let me out.

    The Misheard: I'm a genie in a bottle baby Cum cum come on and eat me out.

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    Artist: Bee Gees

    Song: Stayin' Alive

    Real Lyric: "Well you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man, no time for talk..."

    The Misheard: "Well you can tell by the way i wash my balls, I'm a woman's man, no time for talk..."

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