The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm a man without conviction
The Misheard: I'm a man at least i think so
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Real Lyric: Dirty Deeds Done dirt cheap
The Misheard: dirty deeds and the dumb don't cheat
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Real Lyric: And you're rushing headlong, You've got a new goal.
The Misheard: And you're rushing headlong, You've got a new goat.
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Real Lyric: watching as the frilly panties run
The Misheard: watching as the pretty pansies run
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Real Lyric: A guy she said she knew well and sometimes hated
The Misheard: Gosh, it's such a new world I sometimes hate it
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Real Lyric: You strut your rasta wear and your suicide poem
The Misheard: you strut your ass to wear and a suicide bong
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Real Lyric: Rocket man burning up my fuse up here alone
The Misheard: Rocket man, burning up the streets i've ever known
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Real Lyric: Strumming dub plates with our fingers
The Misheard: Strumming my name with his finger
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Real Lyric: Hey now your an allstar, get your game on, go, play.
The Misheard: Grandpa, your a pornstar, your an internet, cyber-stud.
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Real Lyric: It's getting so lonely inside this bed don't know if i should lick my wounds or say woe is me instead and theres an aching inside my head it's telling me i'm better off alone
The Misheard: it's getting so lonely inside this bay don't know if i should lick my womb or stay inside this bed and there's a breaking inside my leg it's telling me i'm better off with someone.
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