The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hot town, Summer in the City.......
The Misheard: Hot Town, Summer in the City, Back of my nuts getting dirty and gritty
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Real Lyric: It's not like you to say sorry I was waiting on a different story This time I'm mistaken For handing you a heart worth breakin' I've been wrong, I've been down Been to the bottom of every bottle These five words in my head Scream "Are we having fun yet?"
The Misheard: It's not like you so sorry I want to swing pn a different story This time I'm mistaken For Heaven your heart would breaking Been wrong, I've been down But you're the bottom of every bottle You've stuck words in my head You've screamed "Mom, are we
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Real Lyric: Once upon a time you dressed so fine. You threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn't you?
The Misheard: Once upon a time you dressed so fine. You drew the bumsel diamond in your prime, didn't you?
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Real Lyric: Baby, if you’re feeling good And baby if you’re feeling nice You know your man is workin’ hard He’s worth a deuce!
The Misheard: Baby, if you’re feeling good And baby if you’re feeling nice You know your man is workin’ hard He’s worth a Douche!
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Real Lyric: A champagne supernova in the sky
The Misheard: A champagne stoopin' over in the sky
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Real Lyric: 1. Yeah, they've come to snuff the rooster... 2.Wife and Kids, household pet 3.Army Green was no safe bet.. 4.Gloria sent me pictures of my boys 5.Got my pills 'gainst mosquito death
The Misheard: 1.Yeah, they've come to pluck the rooster 2. wife and kids, house all past 3.Call me cream, it's no safe bet 4.Looky here, see my pictures of my boys 5.Got my pills, go mosquito breath
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Real Lyric: I don't know where I'm gonna go When the volcano blows
The Misheard: I don't know where I'm gonna go When the Ball Candle Blows
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Real Lyric: You're like the first morning dew on a brand new day
The Misheard: You're like a football in glue on a brand new day
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Real Lyric: Forever man
The Misheard: Poor little man
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Real Lyric: When we grow tired of all this vision.
The Misheard: The flame grows hot of our suspicion.
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