The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Warm smell of colitas Rising up through the air
The Misheard: Warm smell of coitus Rising up through the air
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady
The Misheard: Do things like a lady
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Real Lyric: Oh oh, Living on a Prayer
The Misheard: Oh oh, living on a prarie
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Real Lyric: Theres an old man sitting next to me, making love to his tonic and gin
The Misheard: Theres an old man sitting next to me, making love to his tomy-cat named jim
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Real Lyric: pour some sugar on me
The Misheard: boy's town, shoot 'em up yeah
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Real Lyric: Jeremy spoke in class today
The Misheard: Jeremy's broken glass today
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Real Lyric: Meditate in my direction Feel your way
The Misheard: Meditate my erection Feel the pain
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Real Lyric: Lucky that my breasts are small and humble...
The Misheard: Lucky that my breasts are tall and rumble...
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Real Lyric: I wanna get animal, animal...
The Misheard: I wanna get enema, enema...
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Real Lyric: Nothing but pennies in my pocket
The Misheard: Put your hand in my back pocket
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