The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Glorified version of a pellet gun.
The Misheard: Glorified version of a pelican.
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Real Lyric: We're gonna rock down to Electric Avenue, and then we'll take it higher
The Misheard: We're gonna rock down to Electric Avenue, and then we'll take your tire
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Real Lyric: So much wrong with you in the back streets
The Misheard: So how gay are the Backstreet Boys
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Real Lyric: News at 10:00 your neighborhood is under attack
The Misheard: Now sex in your neighborhood is under attack
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Real Lyric: Grazin in the grass its a gas, baby can you dig it? It's so real.
The Misheard: Whizzin in the grass, passin gas, baby did you dig it? It's surreal.
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Real Lyric: You and me endlessly
The Misheard: You and me and Leslie
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Real Lyric: For your love!
The Misheard: Toyota!
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Real Lyric: Big ol' jet airliner
The Misheard: Big ol' Jack had a lighter... Big ol' Jed had a light on
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Real Lyric: Sitting on a park bench eyeing little girls with bad intentions
The Misheard: Sitting on a park bench Five little girls with padded panties
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Real Lyric: Follow me, Follow me, Follow me, Follow me, down down down
The Misheard: Blimey, Blimey, Blimey, darn, no no no
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