The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes
The Misheard: Denny Lane is in my rear and in my wife
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Real Lyric: Sharp dressed man
The Misheard: Shotgun Sam
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Real Lyric: hush hush......keep it down now.....voices carry
The Misheard: oh no....we go downtown.....voices carry
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Real Lyric: Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
The Misheard: Then I'm gonna give you up Then I'm gonna let you down Then I'm gonna run around and desert you Then I'm gonna make you cry Then I'm gonna say goodbye Then I'm gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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Real Lyric: It says "Picture unavailable" right here. More than sad, it makes me mad to know somebody knows.
The Misheard: It says "Picture unavailable" right here. Mama said it makes her mad to know somebody knows.
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Real Lyric: Let's sink another drink
The Misheard: That's sick- another trick!
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Real Lyric: keep up the the force (don't stop) don't stop till u get enough
The Misheard: keep on with the post cards don't stop till you get enough
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Real Lyric: and the dust (uh!)
The Misheard: Pile 'o dog dirt
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Real Lyric: Every time I try to rise above, I'm swept away by love.
The Misheard: Every time I try to write a book, I'm swept away by love.
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Real Lyric: Egypt Was Troubled By The Horrible Asp
The Misheard: Egypt Was Struggled By The Horrible Ass
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