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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: U2

    Song: Beautiful Day

    Real Lyric: "the sky falls and you feel like, its a beautiful day"

    The Misheard: "the sky folds a feline, its a beautiful day"

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    Artist: ZZ Top

    Song: Sharp Dressed Man

    Real Lyric: everyones crazy for a "sharp dressed man"

    The Misheard: everyones crazy for a Shot, dunk, slam!

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    Artist: Ohio Players

    Song: Love Rollercoaster

    Real Lyric: A scream in the background that is intended to be from riders on a roller coaster.

    The Misheard: A scream in the background that resulted from someone being murdered outside the studio during recording.

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    Artist: Elvin Bishop

    Song: Fooled Around And Fell In Love

    Real Lyric: I didn't care how much they cried, no sir.

    The Misheard: I didn't care how much they cried or served.

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Crocodile Rock

    Real Lyric: I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will.

    The Misheard: I never knew me a valentine and I guess I never will.

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Rocket Man

    Real Lyric: Rocket man, burning up his fuse up here alone.

    The Misheard: Rocket man, burning all the shoes off everyone.

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    Artist: Billy Joel

    Song: Piano Man

    Real Lyric: ...When I wore a younger man's clothes...

    The Misheard: ...When I wore a young woman's clothes...

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    Artist: Carpenters

    Song: Top of the World

    Real Lyric: ..ever since you've been around."

    The Misheard: "in this sit, sit, sit around."

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    Artist: Simon and Garfunkel

    Song: Mrs. Robinson

    Real Lyric: God Bless you please, Mrs. Robinson

    The Misheard: God Bless You, Sneeze! Mrs. Robinson.

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: Headlong

    Real Lyric: And you're rushing headlong.

    The Misheard: Get your Russian hairjob.

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