The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Can you hear them? They talk about us. Telling lies well that's no surprise
The Misheard: Can you hear them? They talk about us. Standin' by in back of the bus.
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Real Lyric: You're a God and I am not and I just thought that you would know
The Misheard: You're a God and I *am* God and I just thought that you would know
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Real Lyric: Your hat strategically dipped below one eye, Your scarf, it was apricot. You had one eye on the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte
The Misheard: You astrotegically dipped so low uh huh, Your stropic was africa
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Real Lyric: This mellow-thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
The Misheard: This matter-of-fact chick just put my spine out of place.
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Real Lyric: My poor heart akes
The Misheard: Oh my poor Jose
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Real Lyric: I got by head checked by a jumbo jet
The Misheard: I got my head shaved behind the boatshed
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Real Lyric: all the ladies independent ladies
The Misheard: all the ladies the pregnant ladies
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Real Lyric: We'll be singing, when we're winning, we'll be singing
The Misheard: We'll be singing, when we're women, we'll be singing
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Real Lyric: if it was warm, she wouldn't wear much more
The Misheard: knitted and torn, she wouldn't wear it much more
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor.
The Misheard: So, I won't pet the dog.
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