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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Michelle

    Real Lyric: Michelle ma belle, sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble, tres bien ensemble.

    The Misheard: Michelle, my bell, Some day soon they won't play piano songs, Play piano songs.

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Hakuna Matata

    Real Lyric: It's our problem free philosophy!

    The Misheard: It's our problem free elalogies!

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    Artist: Shakira

    Song: Whenever Wherever

    Real Lyric: Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains.

    The Misheard: Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with my boobs.

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    Artist: System Of A Down

    Song: Chop Suey

    Real Lyric: Why'd you put the keys upon the table?

    The Misheard: Why'd you leave the kids upon the table?

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    Artist: Australian Crawl

    Song: Beautiful People

    Real Lyric: Beau-tiful people....

    The Misheard: You - you've got big balls....

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    Artist: Steve Miller Band

    Song: Jet Airliner

    Real Lyric: Big 'Ol Jet Airliner

    The Misheard: We go down Carolina...

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    Artist: Aqua

    Song: Barbie Girl

    Real Lyric: Life in plastic, its fantastic

    The Misheard: Wrapped in plastic, its fantastic

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    Artist: Jethro Tull

    Song: Aqualung

    Real Lyric: Watching as the frilly panties run

    The Misheard: Watching as the pretty pansies run

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    Artist: Go-Gos

    Song: Our Lips Are Sealed

    Real Lyric: Can you hear them? They talk about us. Telling lies well that's no surprise

    The Misheard: Can you hear them? They talk about us. Standin' by in back of the bus.

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    Artist: Vertical Horizon

    Song: You're a God

    Real Lyric: You're a God and I am not and I just thought that you would know

    The Misheard: You're a God and I *am* God and I just thought that you would know

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