The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Now he's back home Doin' 9 to 5 Livin' his grey flannel life But when he turns off to sleep Ol' mem'ries creep "More, More, More!"
The Misheard: Now he's back home Doin' 9 to 5, Eff-ing the brains out of life. But when he turns off the street, Oh the memories creep, More, more more!
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Real Lyric: Jai Guru Deva Om
The Misheard: Giant hooter on the table
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Real Lyric: I follow the Moskva dow to Gorky park
The Misheard: i fois le mos qua donc que gor qui parle
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Real Lyric: when i wanted sunshine i got rain
The Misheard: when i wanted sunshine on my brain
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Real Lyric: Are you lonesome tonight? Do you miss me tonight?
The Misheard: Are you lonesoem tonight? Are your knickers too tight?
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Real Lyric: I'm hearing voices oh but all they do is complain
The Misheard: I hear them boys oh and how the jewish complain
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Real Lyric: she can dance a cajun rhythm
The Misheard: my sister in law heard them as ... she can dance in a cage on a river
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Real Lyric: Take me down to Paradise City Where the grass is green And the girls are pretty
The Misheard: Take me down to Panama City Where the beer is green And the grass is s**tty
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Real Lyric: Secret agent man...
The Misheard: Secret cajun man
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Real Lyric: Lucky my breasts are small and humble, So you don't confuse them with mountains.
The Misheard: Look at my breasts they'r small and humble, So you dont confuse them with muffins.
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