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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: The Beach Boys

    Song: Barbara Ann

    Real Lyric: Ba-ba-ba-barbar ann

    The Misheard: ba-ba-ba BARBARIAN

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    Artist: U2

    Song: Sunday, Bloody Sunday

    Real Lyric: Sunday Bloody Sunday

    The Misheard: Someday buddy someday

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    Artist: Carly Simon

    Song: You're So Vain

    Real Lyric: you're so vain you probably think this song is about you you're so vain

    The Misheard: you've got veins you probably think this song is about you you've got veins

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    Artist: England Dan & John Ford Coley

    Song: I'd Really Love To See You Tonight

    Real Lyric: I'm not talkin bout movin in And I don't want to change your life But there's a warm wind blowing, the stars are out, And I'd really love to see you tonight.

    The Misheard: I'm not talkin bout the village And I don't want to change your mind, But there's a whirl-wind blowin the stars around And I'd really love to see you tonight.

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Bennie And The Jets

    Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, a mohair suit You know I read it in a magazine.

    The Misheard: She's got electric boobs, a modest two, and a fatter set-a blay bazeens ohhhh

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

    Real Lyric: You can't plant me in your penthouse I'm going back to my plough

    The Misheard: You can't plant me in your pants now I'm going back to my plot

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    Artist: Abba

    Song: Dancing Queen

    Real Lyric: you're a tease and you turn them on

    The Misheard: you're a devious dinosaur

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    Artist: Green Day

    Song: Good Riddance

    Real Lyric: Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go

    The Misheard: Tongue grabs you by, the rest directs you where to go

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    Artist: Culture Club

    Song: Karma Chameleon

    Real Lyric: Karma Chameleon

    The Misheard: Come on Cornelia

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    Artist: Destiny's Child

    Song: Survivor

    Real Lyric: i'm a survivor i'm gonna work harder

    The Misheard: i'm a survivor i'm goin' retarded

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