The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Oh lord, i'm stuck in lodi again.
The Misheard: Oh lord, stuck in an old dryer bin.
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Real Lyric: And I am frightened by the corrupted way ways of this land.
The Misheard: And I am frightened by the chorus that my soul must lend.
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Real Lyric: Throw it down (the caution blocks you from the wind) Hold it up (to the rays) .....Wear it out (the way a three-year-old would do) Melt it down (you're gonna have to eventually anyway)
The Misheard: Throw it down (the cuption knocks you from the rims) Roll it out (to the rain) .....Wear it out (the way you fling your old would do) Pelt it down (you're gonna have to affection it anyway)
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Real Lyric: It's two sailors and they're on leave.
The Misheard: It's two satyrs and Daryl Lee
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Real Lyric: She's my little Deuce Coupe
The Misheard: She's my little Miss Scoop
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Real Lyric: my world crumbles when you are not here
The Misheard: i chew gum balls when you are not near
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Real Lyric: Cheeseburger in Paradise
The Misheard: She's burning in Paradise
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Real Lyric: I wore cologne to get the feeling right
The Misheard: I walked on home, and started peeling mites
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady
The Misheard: Do the rubber lady
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Real Lyric: Whose bed have your boots been under?
The Misheard: whose bed have your boobs been under?
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