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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: George Harrison

    Song: I've Got My Mind Set On You

    Real Lyric: I've got my mind set on you.

    The Misheard: I thought my mom sat on you.

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    Artist: Smashing Pumpkins

    Song: Bullet With Butterfly Wings

    Real Lyric: Despite all my rage i am still just a rat in a cage

    The Misheard: Despite all my rage i am still just riding John Wayne

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    Artist: Smashing Pumpkins

    Song: Bullet With Butterfly Wings

    Real Lyric: Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage.

    The Misheard: Despite all my rag I am still just riding the train.

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    Artist: K.D. Lang

    Song: Constant Craving

    Real Lyric: Constant Craving

    The Misheard: Go Slap crazy

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    Artist: Dobie Gray

    Song: Drift Away

    Real Lyric: Give me the beat, boys, bless my soul

    The Misheard: Beautiful people, bless my soul

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Billie Jean

    Real Lyric: billy jean is not my lover shes just a girl who claims that i am the one but the kid is not my son

    The Misheard: really jean hes not my lover hes just a girl who claims that i am the one and the janitors not my son

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    Artist: Hot Chocolate

    Song: You Sexy Thing

    Real Lyric: I believe in miracles Where you from? You sexy thing

    The Misheard: I believe in milk curds Play ball! You sexy thing.

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    Artist: Sheryl Crow

    Song: All I Wanna Do

    Real Lyric: The bartender looks up from his want ads

    The Misheard: The bartender looks up from his gonads

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    Artist: Abba

    Song: One of Us

    Real Lyric: One of us is crying One of us is lying ... One of us is lonely One of us is only

    The Misheard: Barnabas is crying Barnabas is lying ... Barnabas is lonely Barnabas is only

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    Artist: Madonna

    Song: Music

    Real Lyric: Music makes the bourgeoisie and the rebels

    The Misheard: Music makes the push-bra seam, yeah whatever!

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