The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: My sacrifice
The Misheard: My sack of rice
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Real Lyric: she don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie; cocaine.
The Misheard: it won't light, it won't light, it won't light; propane
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Real Lyric: Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin alive, stanyin alive!
The Misheard: Ah, ah, ah, ah, stanley knife, stanley knife, ah, ah, ah, ah, stanley knifffeeeeeee!!
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Real Lyric: Rocket, yeah, satalite of love
The Misheard: Rocket, yeah, staying alive in London
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Real Lyric: theres a brimful of asha on the 45
The Misheard: theres a green blue badger on the A45
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Real Lyric: Bang, bang a knock on the door Another big bang and you're down on the floor Oh no! What do we do? Don't look now but I lost my shoe I can't run and I can't kick What's a matter babe are you feeling sick? what's a matter, what's a matter, what's a matter you? What's a matter babe, are you feeling blue? oh-oh! And that's for all time And that's for all time
The Misheard: Bang, bang knock down the door Another bang bang and you're down on the floor Oh no! What do we do? Don't look now but I lost my shoe I can't run and I can't kick What's a matter babe are you feeling sick? what's a matter, what's a matter, what's
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Real Lyric: You can't plant me in your penthouse.
The Misheard: Your cat let me into your penthouse.
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Real Lyric: Going to a go-go.
The Misheard: Going to a pole vault.
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Real Lyric: Rhythm is a dancer. It's a soul's companion.
The Misheard: Rhythm is a dancer. It's a source of cancer
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Real Lyric: If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, Don't be alarmed now.
The Misheard: If there's a bustard in your hedgerow, Don't be a lawman.
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