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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: ZZ Top

    Song: Sleeping Bag

    Real Lyric: Sleep inside my sleeping bag

    The Misheard: Sleepy, sloppy, sleepin bag

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    Artist: Dixie Chicks

    Song: Wide Open Spaces

    Real Lyric: She knows the higher stakes.

    The Misheard: She knows Ohio stinks.

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Don't Tread On Me

    Real Lyric: So be it, threaten no more

    The Misheard: Soviet, friend no more.

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    Artist: Guns N' Roses

    Song: Knockin' On Heaven's Door

    Real Lyric: Knock konoc konoking on heavens door

    The Misheard: Knock knock knocking and let Žem all

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    Artist: Til Tuesday

    Song: Voices Carry

    Real Lyric: Voices carry

    The Misheard: Youre so scary

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    Artist: Lenny Kravitz

    Song: Rock And Roll Is Dead

    Real Lyric: Rock and roll is dead

    The Misheard: Mockingbird is dead

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    Artist: Blur

    Song: Song 2

    Real Lyric: Got my head checked By a jumbo jet. It wasn't easy, But nothing is.

    The Misheard: Got my head shaved By a Jamaican. It wasn't easy, But nothing is.

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    Artist: Weezer

    Song: O Girlfriend

    Real Lyric: o girlfriend, thats the end, and im lost without your love

    The Misheard: oh girlfriend, thats my hand, and i lick frosting off your glove

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    Artist: Lipps, Inc.

    Song: Funky Town

    Real Lyric: Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me Town to get me movin' Keep me groovin' with some energy. Well, I talk about it Won't you take me to Funkytown

    The Misheard: Gotta move to a town that's right for me When, I talk about it Won't you take me to f**ky tan

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    Artist: Olivia Newton-John

    Song: Hopelessly Devoted To You

    Real Lyric: Hopelessly devoted to you

    The Misheard: Hope to see a moped too

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