The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm blue, daba de daba di
The Misheard: I'm blue, if I sneeze I will die
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Real Lyric: Can you take me higher to a place where blind men see Can you take me higher To a place with golden streams
The Misheard: I heard them as many different things, such as: To a place with lime disease To a place with lima beans To a place with golden trees To a place with gold and trees To a place with golden dreams
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Real Lyric: There is no pain you are receding A distant ship, smoke on the horizon.
The Misheard: There is no pain you are receiving. The distant chips mawk (?) on the horizon
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Real Lyric: Love Shake baby......
The Misheard: Love Chuck Berry.....
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Real Lyric: Smooth Operator
The Misheard: Groove Operator
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Real Lyric: L.A. Lady, Blue Jean Baby, Seamstress for the band.
The Misheard: L.A. Lady, Blue Jean Baby, Seamstress for Japan.
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Real Lyric: Baby, don’t you wanna, dance upon me, (I just wanna dance next to you.)
The Misheard: Baby, don’t you wanna, dance upon me, (I just wanna have sex with you.)
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Real Lyric: Businessmen they drink my wine, plowmen dig my earth
The Misheard: Businessmen they drink my wine, come and dig my herb
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Real Lyric: A denial
The Misheard: bloody nylon
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Real Lyric: But here I am in prison, here I am with a ball and chain, yeah
The Misheard: But here I am in prison, here I am with a ball and chainsaw
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