The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hold back the river so I
The Misheard: Hold back the river so wide
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Real Lyric: Seventy-six trombones led the big parade With a hundred and ten cornets close at hand. They were followed by rows and rows of the finest virtuo- Sos, the cream of ev'ry famous band. Seventy-six trombones caught the morning sun With a hundred and ten cornets right behind There were more than a thousand reeds Springing up like weeds There were horns of ev'ry shape and kind. There were copper bottom tympani in horse platoons Thundering, thundering all along the way. Double bell euphoniums and big bassoons, Each bassoon having its big, fat say!
The Misheard: Seventy-six trombones led the big parade With a hundred and ten cornets right behind. They were followed by rows and rows of a thousand Eskimos, Who were all of ev'ry shape and kind! There were copper bottom tympani and horse spittoons Thundering,
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Real Lyric: Ooo, those Wildwood days!
The Misheard: Who knows why we're gays?
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Real Lyric: "oh oh oh it's magic...never believe it's not so"
The Misheard: "oh oh oh itch my d**k......"
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Real Lyric: My little lover does a midnight shift
The Misheard: My little lover does a midnight s**t
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Real Lyric: Why don't we get drunk and screw
The Misheard: Why don't we fix some beef stew
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Real Lyric: What's my motherf***in' name? R-U-L-E
The Misheard: What's my motherf***in' name? Are you Ellie?
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Real Lyric: I, I can be your painkiller, killer, killer
The Misheard: I, I can be a bee killer, killer, killer
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Real Lyric: Where an old man of Arran goes around and around
The Misheard: Where a gnome and a baron goes around and around
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Real Lyric: Your crooked love is just a pyramid scheme And I'm dizzy on dreams
The Misheard: Y-y-y-love is just a pyramid scheme And I'm gassy, André!
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