The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Move along, move along, move along (sung in the chorus)
The Misheard: Mow the lawn, mow the lawn, mow the lawn
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Real Lyric: He's dancin with the chick in slacks
The Misheard: My ex-husband misheard them as He's dancin with the chicken slacks
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Real Lyric: I can't control my shakes How the hell did I get here
The Misheard: I can't control my shirts How the hell did I get here
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Real Lyric: With a little love, and some tenderness
The Misheard: With a little love, and some M and M's
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Real Lyric: Everybody's talkin' 'bout baggism, baggism, baggism, baggism.
The Misheard: Everybody's talkin' 'bout f**gots, f**gots, f**gots, f**gots.
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Real Lyric: all in all itīs just a...
The Misheard: holī ihn, holī ihn unterīs Dach... (german language!!!)
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Real Lyric: You say your mama ain't home, it ain't my concern Just-a play with me and you won't get burned
The Misheard: You say your mom ain't home and ate moccasin, Just-a play with bees and your wounded bird
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Real Lyric: And I miss you, like the desert miss the rain
The Misheard: And I miss you, when I dance with Mr.Ranger
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Real Lyric: Jeremy spoke in class today
The Misheard: Jeremy's voting for president
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Real Lyric: There must be some kind of way out of here, said the joker to the theif.
The Misheard: There must be some kind of way out of here, said the Yogurt to the leaf.
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