The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Searching for my lost shaker of salt.
The Misheard: searchung for a mile long shaker of salt.
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Real Lyric: You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille, with four hungry children and a crop in the field..
The Misheard: You picked a fine time to leave, Lucille, with four hundred children that crap in the field...
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Real Lyric: Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
The Misheard: Drove my Chevy to the levee but the lady was dry
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Real Lyric: I'm your venus, I'm your fire....
The Misheard: I'm your penis, I'm your fire....
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Real Lyric: I'm the king of the castle and you're a dirty rascle
The Misheard: I'm the king of the castle and a big fat assh*le
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Real Lyric: Ba ba ba ba barbara ann
The Misheard: Bob bob bob bob bob the crab
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Real Lyric: ...was like trying to get oil from a water spout...
The Misheard: ...was like trying to get off on a water spout...
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Real Lyric: Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage.
The Misheard: Despite all my rage, I'm still just a retina, hey
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Real Lyric: Round yon virgin
The Misheard: Round young virgin
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Real Lyric: Which nobody can deny
The Misheard: With so many candy knives
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