The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
The Misheard: A spider, a ray gun, a seagull, a rat in a cage
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Real Lyric: She breathes flesh to my bones
The Misheard: She breathes flesh through her nose
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Real Lyric: Closer than my peeps you are to me...
The Misheard: Closer than my pink cigar to me...
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Real Lyric: Bye Bye Miss American Pie Drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was dry The good ole boys drikin' whisky and wine....
The Misheard: Bye bye Miss America bye Oh machete to the levee but the levee was gone The gool ole boys drinkin whisky on rye...
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Real Lyric: for handing you a heart worth breaking
The Misheard: for handing you a plate of bacon
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Real Lyric: Raspberry beret
The Misheard: Raspberry or grape
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Real Lyric: Look how they shine for you
The Misheard: The car is shined for you
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Real Lyric: Sanitarium Leave me be
The Misheard: Santa's scarin' 'em Leave me be
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Real Lyric: We can try to understand the New York Times effect on man
The Misheard: You can try to understand and do your time on that poor man.
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but I get up again...
The Misheard: I've got no doubt, but I'm a hooligan...
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