The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You don't have to be old to be wise
The Misheard: You don't have to be old to be white
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Real Lyric: On the hunt tonight for love at first sting
The Misheard: On the hunt tonight for love in Brazil
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Real Lyric: Meat-eating orchids forgive
The Misheard: I've been Eating Orchids for Kids
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Real Lyric: A way to shield the hated heat
The Misheard: A way to sheel the hay the hee
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Real Lyric: Shepherds, why this jubilee?
The Misheard: Shepherd's wife is jubilee
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Real Lyric: To kids from 1 to 92...
The Misheard: To keep the warmth to 92...
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Real Lyric: But I only have two hands
The Misheard: But I only have two heads
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Real Lyric: She'll get her own lad by and by
The Misheard: She'll get a roll like bargain boy
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Real Lyric: And take your money
The Misheard: One turkey on my knee
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Real Lyric: Now I may tell you that it's love and not just lust. And if we live the lie, let's lie in trust.
The Misheard: Now I may tell you that it's love and not just lust. And if we live the lie, let lions rust.
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